“Spank it.”
“If you think I’m 75, we’re gonna wrestle.”
I carry a rubber cockroach in my pocket to scare my daughter.
“We are not kissing cousins!”
*kid running down the hall* “Neeeroommm”
“Don’t worry, Seymour. Your favorite student is coming to class!”
“Stop putting those in my ear!!!”
“I have a baby Jesus.”